Epic Fail- How NOT to Pick Up a Girl

Try emphasizing her brain.

Kiran sits down to eat her lunch in the crappy café at the RRC Princess Street Campus.
Random business admin boy sits next to her and starts a conversation.

“So what are you studying in school?’ he asks Kiran.
“Journalism, you?” Kiran responds politely.
“Oh…so you want to be some writer? Like for Maxim?”
“Umm….no….I’m thinking like the world news eventually! It’s ambitious, I know, but I…” Kiran says.
“So…like you want to work for Cosmo then?” He says as he cuts Kiran off.
“Huh??…No, I said, world…” A confused Kiran stutters.
“Ah! I totally get it now. You’ll be a great weather girl.” The boy says, clearly very proud of his progress in the conversation.